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Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between BaKRa & BaKRI ? Circuit:-SIMPLE BHaI Patthar Mar Kar Dekho ager BHaGa to BaKaRa aur BHaGI to BaKaRI.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
When Somebody.... Who''s Deeply In Love Wid U
Tells U That
U r Cure, Cute, BeautiFul, angelic....

I agree That''s True....


Believe Me...


I Can Swear....


Coz


Love Is Blind....... ;->
Shaadi Ke Pehle aur Baad


Shaadi ke pehle - agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad - agar Tum Na Hote :)


Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki amma :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(


Shaadi ke pehle - aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Hum apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum apke Hai Koun?
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?
a: In advertisements.
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein Nahi aur Main Nahi Tu TUm Nahi "

Shadi K Baad Larka:
"aaj Ya Tu Nahi Ya Main Nahi... ;->
Can U Tell Me The answer
Of

Sun + Lion + 1/4.......????
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Socho....!!!!
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Nahi Pata...???
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ans:
aftab Sher Pao........ ;->
aankhon he aankon ne,


aankhon he ankhon se,


aankhon he ankhon main,



Kaha..








"aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D
Phool Gir JaTe hain
Jab aaP aaTe ho
Phool Gir JaTe hain
Jab aaP JaTe ho

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anDhe ho..!

zara Dheyan se chala karo GaMlon se Q TakraTe ho.. :->
DoNo EyEs pE,

DoNo CheEkS pE,


D0 bar LipS pE,

Ek bar nECk pE,

D0 bar nECk sE zara NeEChE,


SoNe sE pEhLe,



MoSpaiL zar00r LagaNa... ;->