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HEIGHT OF COURaGE:

a Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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answer : Mentally affected Teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->
Definition of "WIFE"..............

"Someone Who''|| Stand by U Through all The
Troubles
Which U Wouldn''t Have Had If U Had Stayed Single.........." ;->
Suno

aaj

aftar Me



Khajoor Bhi Thay



Samose Bhi Thay


Chanay Bhi Thay



Kele Bhi Thay



Saib Bhi Thay



angoor Bhi Thay


Sharbat Bhi Tha



Bas Ek Teri Kami Thi

Pakoray.....
Na Barish



Na Toofan




Na Bomb Blast




Na Strike




Na Jalse Juloos




Na Muzahiray

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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->
May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
God has Four gifts for u:

a Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.
a Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:

Monopoly is alwayz Damaging

&

Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!
Kyo Har Bar Mosam Ki Tarha Badal Jatay Hoo

Har Naye Din Hamara Dil Dukhatay Hoo

Yeh Baat Sun Kar Hamari Roh Kamnp Gai

Tum Bartan Dhonay Wale Saboon Se Nahatay Ho
1-5 YEaRS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEaRS GIRLS LOVE "DaD"

15-21 YEaRS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEaRS LOVE "HUSBaND"

51-100 YEaRS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JaLWE KaM NaHI HaIN YaaR"........ :p
"an ErOtIc TrUtH"



In OuR

LyF

ThInGs arE To UsE....

&

PeOpLe arE To LoVe


BuT MoSt Of Us


OfTeN


UsE ThE PeOpLe

&

LoVe ThE ThInGs......
To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
&
Mental Qualification....



Hats off to U, For Managing Without
them..!!!! ;->