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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. a good doctor

TUM

SaCHE,

PYaRE,

IMaNDaR,

SaMaJDaR,

aQaLMaND,

SHaREEF

Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,

Woh chham chham karke aayee aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

woh sadak ke is paar

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita

wah! wah! wah! wah

ICC has decided to shorten

ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to aUSTRaLIa

Mod... Obedient...

Mod...
Obedient...
Neat...
Kind...
Elegant...
Young...

Hey! thats me.
Don"t be sad, even ur name is there,

Read the 1st letter of Every Word...

Vegetable msg...

Vegetable msg...

MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.

zara soocho ager m

zara soocho ager movies k name mein say dil hata ker
anda laga diya jaye to movies k name kaisey hoonge

Hum anda DaY Chukey Sanam

hum aap k andey mein rehtey hain

anda hai tumhara

andey waley dulhaniya lay jayein gein

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWaIT’ ‘KEEP QUWaIT’.

1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?

Writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Months

Professor: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai

Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,

Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
aap ko KaBZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
aB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga

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