a SMS Messages26245 messages

Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

Benazir aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

There was this guy

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

Always listen to your wife

always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% advice….

What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?

a: Milk Shake

Young girl praying :

Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

a girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

True Love is like a pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRaCE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.

Mausam Mast hai,

Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”

Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???

Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???

bcoz

In a BaLaNCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
assets r on right side!

At d beginning of any relationship,

at d beginning of any relationship,
every girl treats his boyfrnd as GOD.
Later on, some how,
D aLPHaBET get reversed..
Rite na

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

a SMS Messages26245 messages

Search SMS Messages