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aRZ kia hai

teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.

sincerely yours
aMITaB BaCHaN"








Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai
Meri aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,

Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,

Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..

Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
Love in France IS a COMEDY

In England a TRaGEDY

In Italy a WONDER!

In Germany a DRaMa

But

In PaK LOve is a


"National Game"


HUM BOLaIN MOHaBBaT KI ZaBaN
1-5 years girls
love MOM

6-15 years girls
love DaD

16-30 years girls love ME

30-60 years they love HUSBaND

61-100 years they love..


aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE aaM...
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
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