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The Only Way You Can Feel Good about YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

and

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good about Themselves…. ;->
The Only Way You Can Feel Good about YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

and

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good about Themselves…. ;->
Put Your Hand On a Hot Stove For a Minute, It Seems Like an Hour.

But

Sit With a Pretty Girl For an Hour, It Seems Like a Minute.

THaT''S RELaTIVITY . . . ;-
SEX!!!
























Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->
Difference B/w The Memories Of a Woman & Man


a woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
&
a man cherishes the memory of the woman he didn''t marry.... ;-
Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
and
always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.... ;->
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clean It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..
Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->