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A Memon On Death Bed..

a Memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r U all Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??

It satisfies ur mind,

It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..

Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.

2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le aao LEHSaN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le aao Lekin LEHSaN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu aati hy ;->

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MaRIE!
2day is GOODDaY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->

Dis is a warning to

Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->

Mere Dost

Mere Dost

Neek

Namazi

Muttake

Parhez gar

Bholay

Sache

achay

LOGO KaY SaTH

KaBE MaT BETHNa..

TUMHaRE SOHBaT Mai WO Bhi KHaRaB HOJaYE GE.. ;->

MOTOROLA K Add Mai

MOTOROLa K add Mai aDNaN SaMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?

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HELLO MOTO... ;->

Karachi RoCk3rS

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate

poonam ki rat mein chand badal jate hai,
waqt ke sath insan badal jate hai,
sochte hai ki aapko tang na kare,
par sochte-sochte plan badal jate hai.

A teenage girl had

a teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," SaID her FaTHER, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the GIRL... ;->

:''~'': K33P SMiLiNG :''~'':

<''"> K?r?chi RoCk3rS <"''>

Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll also End Up Wid a GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->

One Good Way To

One Good Way To REDUCE alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SaD

after Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HaPPY . . . ;->

\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/

\==== a CrazY ThOuGhT ====/

I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChanGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->

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