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Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->
Catch Her By Her Waist. . .




Bring Her Home. . .



Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck. . .





Put Ur Lips On Her Lips. . .





&

Have a Nice. . .



Drink. . . PEPSI TWIST. . . ;->
Once In a Jungle all The animals Were Eating PaN PaRaG PaN MaSaLa


But




Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .






Why. . . ?





Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MaNIKCHaND. . . ;->
Full Form Of SMS



S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .



Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?

























ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .


abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker



Kitne Mast andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
TEaCHER : How Do You Spell "CROCODILE?"

STUDENT : K-R-O-K-O-D-a-I-L . . .

TEaCHER : No, That''s Wrong. . . !!!

STUDENT : Maybe It''s Wrong, But You asked Me How I Spell It. . . ;->
Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools are always Confident. . .



Student: are You Sure Sir. . . ?
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?











Guess Karo
Ez Hai









Nahi Pata







It’s
a Yamahahaha. . . ;->
aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance aur aK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu ap ko ata hi nahi hai...