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gum mein jeene me maza aata hai

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms karte hai
1 aapka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai

Most innocent dhamki:

Most innocent dhamki:
as the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.

Chor 1 ghar me chori

Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JaRURT
NaI,452 No. LaGaO aUR SaMNE WaLa LaL BaTaN DaBaO,TIJORI KHUL JaYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"aaJ MERa
INSaNIYaT SE VISHWaS UTH GaYa "! . . . . .

Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, a HUGE SNaKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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a: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

the office boy enters boss''s office

the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir

boss- how do u know??

well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.

Doobte hue aadmi ne

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...
Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..
Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...
Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai Jo usse dhakka de kar
tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
as she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"and whose clock is that? "That''s abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata

Dheeru bhai from heaven

Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"

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Meaning Of A B C D E F G

Meaning Of a B C D E F G

a Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B a

Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra again. . . ;->

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

Meaning Of a B C D E F G

a Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B a

Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra again. . . ;->

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