Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
aLLaMa IQBaL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , aJ KaLa JORa Paa SaDI FaRMaYSH TE
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....