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a Lover gives Love...

a Father gives Protection.. .

a Mother gives Life...

but a Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)
1 over me kitne balls phenkay jate hai

Kya apne kaha 6?

Galat jawab

1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar phenkay jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k
shoukin.
Teacher: Harbhajan is male or female?
Student: Female.
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told "beautiful delivery by harbajan"
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Husband: Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..

Husband (gets irritated): WHaT happened then?

Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
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BaJaTaY RaHO..;-)
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
aLLaMa IQBaL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , aJ KaLa JORa Paa SaDI FaRMaYSH TE
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
BHIKaRI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he

MaN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he

B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he

M:bhikari hokar b GF banali

B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya
an archaeologist Is The Best Husband any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










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The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"

Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"

Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->