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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
a man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KaSH YE ORDER KIa HOTa
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KaSH YE ORDER KIa HOTa
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSaY ?

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any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

anything said by Wife is an ESSaY...
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
arre badnaseeb hai woh ladki Yaaroon ,
Jiss ke nasib me hum nahi.
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U


Every Min GOD
Blesses U


Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U


B''coz Every I Pray To HIM







Ya aLLaH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

Sherni Boli : aby Chal Tu Ne apni Jaan, Height, Size aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?

Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Kisi Ko Deni Ho agr Jawani Main Saza

Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar aaja aaja aaja aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .

Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk arey Baba Ruk

Qubz Main
1 Baar aaja aaja aaja aaja

Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-