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What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?













































"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .






and Say . . . . .








"OYE YE DHaKKa KIS NE DIa" . . . ;->
I know

U are

So So So

BuSy

But

For


3 seconds Think Of Me



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Feeling Sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
BOY:
ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya


GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RaaKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam aayegi . . .
Wife Pointing at a Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look at Him He Kisses Her all The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
after marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
a drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be

Isla aaya Tum Na aaye

Kaho Na Ramzan Hai

Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam

Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz

Humari Tasbeeh aap K Paas Hai

aa ab Namaz Parhain

Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha

Molana aap K Hain Kon

Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "and every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia


Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao


Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - aaj Phir aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
arz Kia Hai..

Shaam Jawaan hai..

Wah Wah

Shaam Jawaan Hai..

Wah Wah



Gour Farmaiye Ga..


Shaam Jawaan Hai..









aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->
RaJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

RaJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RaHO