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1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena

Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKaNDaR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?

Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...


Ya



Jysoria ;->
Ye mulaqat ek bahana hai

Pyar ka silsila purana hai

Tum se bus kam hai itna..........

Mujhe apna



TOILET dhulwana hey ;->
GirlFriends r appetizers....
Taste Gud any
Time

Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,

Eaten Frequently

Wives r Maggie....

Eaten When There''s

Nothing To Eat ;->
Hapy BaPU day.

Boly to QUaID DaY.

Kia mast insan tha.

akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.

We shud b proud of our quaid "BaPU"
azaad Pakistan K NaLaYaK SMS Parhne Walo

agar aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo

jaldi se utho aur sabko wish

karo

HappY QaiD DaY
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.

par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.

khalo kia yad karogey
Kya hua missed call kyun di thi?




























90 Öut Öf 1OO Fools Would Rply For Thiz SMS, Send It 2 Ur Friendz & Check How Many Fools U Know..
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..

Ye line poori karo.
Student:Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo

light band kar k kapre badalte hen... ;->
Human Tastes Change as
They Become Mature

Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls

HowEver, When They Grow
Up

Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->