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Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare Muhalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

ammi dho day
Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

a: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

a: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

a: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

a: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
a bus station is where a bus stops.
a train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say..... ;->
May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

and

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
Teri yaad ne mobile fada dita
Message likhde likhde space muki
assi overwrite alloweed la dita
yaara mereya message reply karin
assi apna farz nibha dita ;->
Whats the diff between Quaid-e-azam, Musharraf & Lalu Parsaad?
Quaid didnt know whats lie,
Musharraf doesnt know whats truth
&
Lalu doesnt know the difference ;->
Why Does a Man Wid Broken Heart Doesnt Need ''''GENERaL KNOWLEDGE'''' ?






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Jab Dil Hii Toot Gaya Tou ''''G . K'''' Kia Karenge . . . ;->
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