a man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of africaa man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of africaa man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
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U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid untill aLLaH give u TaUFIQ to send Sms ;->
''''Mafi nama''''
agar
Mere
Sms
Say
aap
Pareshan ya Ghusa hon
To
Bila jhijhak
apne
Mobile
Ko
khench
k
diwar
main
mar
den!
Na rahega Phone!
Na bajegi
Msg tone..!(_)
