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Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-

Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->

Once james bond

Once james bond hired a rickshaw n went 2 a place..
Driver: 12.50rs.
but bond gives him only 10rs
Driver: y only 10rs?
Bond:"DHaI aNOTHER DaY"! ;->

Is A male or female????

Is a male or female????

socho

Socho

Female

Why?

Bcoz

a kya bolti tu...? ;->

Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????

a diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

Karachi UNiverSiTy..!

PunJab UniverSiTy..!

OXforD UniverSiTy..!

No.. :P

aeroplane... ;->

Whats the common thing between

Whats the common thing between "kabhi alvida na kehna"
"jhoom brabar jhoom" and
"kuch kuch hota hai"???
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THEY aRE aLL MOVIES.....!!! ;->

Last nite i had a dream.

Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->

When The Best

When The Best actors are Choosen By Other actors . . .
It''s Called ''''OSCaRS''''

When The Best actors are Choosen By Peoples . . .
It''s Called ''''ELECTION'''' ;->

IF YOU

IF

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NEED

SPaCE

THaN

JOIN

NaSa. . . . ;->

Ek Faqeer Ne

Ek Faqeer Ne Doosre Faqeer Se Poocha: Tum Ne Wo Bridge Wali Jaga Q Chorh Di Wahan Tou Khoob Kamai Hoti Thi
Pehla Faqeer: Mene Wo Jaga apne Chote Bete Ko Birthday Pe Gift Ker Di . . . ;->

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba

Ek Fauji Ki Mehbooba Nurse Ban Gayi
Tou Fauji Ne Us Ko Khat Likha
''''Darling Mujhe Ye Jaan Kr Bohat Khusi Hui K Tum Nurse Ban Gayi Ho. . . Me Khda Se Dua Krta Hoon K Kisi Haadse Me Zakhmi Ho Ker Tumhare Hospital Pohanch Jaon''''

Kuch Din Baad Mehbooba Ka Khat aaya
''''Haadsa Tou Nahi Ko Mau''jza Hii Tumhain Mere Paas La Sakta Hai Kyun K Meri Duty METERNITY HOSPITaL Me Hai'''' ;->

Ek Kanjoos Aadmi

Ek Kanjoos aadmi Subha Utha Tou Usne Dekha k Us Ki B.v Mar Gayi Hai
Wo Bhagta Hua Kitchen Me Gaya Jahan Uski Beti Naashta Bana Rahi Thi
aadmi Ne Usay Gale Laga Ker Rote Huey Kaha
''''Beti aaj Ek aadmi Ka Naashta Kam Banana'''' . . . ;->

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