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Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli


Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
Laki Ne Poocha :
‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’


Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper aur apni Naak Saaf Kerlo
Kal Kare So aaj Ker

aaj Kar So ab. . . .





Kal Kare So aaj Ker

aaj Kar So ab. . . .






abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->
Saare Gawahon aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye adalat Penal Code Dafa
382 K tehet
Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai
Dear Custumor U Have Now Subscribe ''''Kanjusi Package''''
U Can Enjoy Saving Ur Sms’s
Ur Subscrition Title''''Kanjus'''' Is Valid Untill
allah Give Taufeeq To Send Sms . . . ;->
Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home


Wife Opens The Door


Sharabi asks : Who are U


Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife


Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
Do You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money. . . ?







Dont Know






Ok





I Tell U . . .






Just Fold It and Put It In Your Pocket . . . ;->
WHEN


YOU


CaNT


SEE


THE


BRIGHT


SIDE


OF


THINGS...


THaN





POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->
Tum aa Gaye Ho . . .








Noor aa Gaya Hai. . .










Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->
Q: agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
a: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
Ek aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
FILM dekhni hai ?


Dekho






































INTERVaL





























THE END


Ye Hai SaNJaY LEELa BHaNSaLI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental




Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->