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*2007* Dolha jahaiz mein

*2007*
Dolha jahaiz mein Car, aC mangta tha.

*2008*
Dolhe ne jahaiz mein aata, Gas Cylindr or Generator mang lia.

waqi..

farq tu para hai

GEO musharaf !

Din Main 5 SmS,

Din Main 5 SmS,

Raat Main 10 SmS,

Haftay Main 200 SmS,

Month Main 1000 SmS,

Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYa" ;->

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

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any Idea !

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No !

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Not To Worry !

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I Tell Ya !

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ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

Seen oN A Famous Beauty

Seen oN a Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :

Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .

She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p

Height Of TexTinG . . .

Height Of TexTinG . . .

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SendinG BlanK SmS . . . ;->

60 saAL pehLe CandLe

60 saaL pehLe CandLe Light DiNNer Sirf ameEr Log kEr sakte thay,

Magar ab pooray MuLk ki awam ko yE SahuLat MuyasSur hy

Farq to para hy..

GEO MUSHaRRaF . . . ;->

Arz kiya hai.......

arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMaNCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....

Arz kiya hai.......

Do u belive in BHOOT

Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

Do u belive in BHOOT

Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

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