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Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But a Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s a Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?












,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
When swinning is good for the development of our arms & legs. . .





Than






Why dont fishes have arms & legs . . . ? ;->
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at april 1st?



When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young


Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,


Read the 1st letter of every word..
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->
What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???



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==>> Ya allah, Jeet Kar angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
Ek Doctor apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?








Socho










Thora aur Socho







COMMaNDER SaFEGUaRD Se





Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->
Whats the name of the girl who is small and has a small heart ??



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'' asha ''


---- dil hai chota sa... choti se asha...... ;->
a Man Has a Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...



What Does He Call It..?







any Gueses







Dont Knw






He Calls It




''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->
Sweet But Not Honey

Precious But Not Money

Bright But Not Sunshine

Improves With Time But Not Wine


Chalo Maire Baare Me Tou HoGaya
aap Sunao ? ? ? ;->