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YESTERDaY IS a WaSTE PaPER.

TODaY IS a NEWSPaPER.

TOMORROW IS a QUESTION PaPER.

BUT, LIFE IS aN aNSWER PaPER.

SO BE CaREFUL OF WHaT YOU WRITE !
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Hath Ya Ungli Main Chot ?




Mobile Ki Kharabi ?




alfaz Ki Qillat ?



Nakhre ?



Ya Koi aur Wja Hai Sms Na Kerne Ki . . .
U are CORROLa Of My Life . . .

CULTUS Of My Dreams . . .

CITY Of My Eyez . . .

SaNTRO Of My Thought . . .

CIVIC Of My Job . . .

MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .

In Short

"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->
Sardi Ka Zaman Hai . . .
Mausam bhi Suhana Hai . . .
Ek Dou Sms Tou Ker De ae DOST
Kia Balance 2008 Tak Chalana Hai . . . ;->
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LaTER" ...
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
"FRIENDS STaND BEHIND U DURING UR BaD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U''ll find al frns behind u!
Dost: "Tumhari toh RaM -SITa ki jodi lagti hai

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou ayeGa Jawab

agar Na aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas

Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
Man saw snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.
amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"