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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On a Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
any Where





















It''s PRaYER

God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Tou Libaas apna Phaar Dia

Garebaan apna Chaak Kia

aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya


Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq




Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
Pesh hai... For the first time
In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.


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aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!
Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
Qualities That a Friend Must Have

Cute as Elephant

Smart as Sarda

active as Turtle

Fit as Hippo

&

Mature as Monkey


No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->
Lady 2 another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
a Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
at Once Time . . .


"Monopoly Is always Damaging

&

Competition Improves Services... " ....