after returning back from a foreign trip,
santaasked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
a man in USa sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
a reporter wrote: USa CITIZEN SaVES LaDY FRM DOG
The man says am not USa citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SaVES LaDY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST aTTaCKS LOCaL DOG !!