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JO GUFTUGU NaHI WO BaT BHI SUNa DOUNGa, TO EK BaR TO MIL SaB GILaY MITa DOUNGa. MaJaL HaI MUJHaY TUJH SaY KOI JUDa KaR DaY TO JaHaN JaYE GI MaIN TUJHaY SaDa DOUNGa. TERI GaLI MaIN BHOT DIER SaY KHaRTa HUN MaGaR, KISI NEY POCH LIYa TO JaWaB KIYa DOUNGa. YUHIN UDDaS RaHa TO DEHKNa EK DIN, TaMaM SEHaR MaIN TaNHaYIaN BICHa DOUNGa. WO DaRD HI Na RaHa WaRNa aYE SHaH MUJHaY GUMaN BHI Na THa KaY MaIN TUJHaY BHULa DOUNGa...........
Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye

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Sardar doosre din Shahid afridi le aaya
humari pyas ka andaz bhi bohat munfarid hai aDEEB
kabhi daryaon ko thukrate hain to kabi anson tak pi jate hain
SHIDaT-E-DaRD SaY SHaRMINDa NaHI MERI WaFa
JIN SaY RISHTaY GEHRaY HON WO ZaKHaM BHI GEHRaY DaITE HaIN
boohat kharaab hai mahool iss zamanay ka
ghar se nikla karoo Maa Baap ki dua le kar
When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.
























abu main hun
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
khan to sardar:
o yarra tou jaan kiss ko daay gaa.
sardar to khan:
allah koo
khan to sardar:
o yaraa phir khaal hum koo daay daina!!!!!!!!!!!!!