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Naqli Note

Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.

Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-azam ki topi nahi hai.

Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.

PTCL waly

Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.

sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy maarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink diya.

police

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

shaadi

Dulha: aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

zaher

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...

Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?

2nd Pathan: aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.

Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?

Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.

Pathan:Koi baat nahi aLLaH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.

WAPDA

WaPDa walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
Qk
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.

true lovers are upper lower eyelids

True Lovers
are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids!

They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
...n
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World around...!!

middle class boy asks his high class girlfriend

~*~ Beauty Of L()\/E ~*~

a Middle Class Boy asks
His High Class Girlfriend. . .
"If I Go Very Poor, Will You
...Expect Me...???"

Girl Hugs Him N Says:
I M always With You...

Boy: If a Very Rich Boy Proposes
You ? ?

Girl Kissed The Boy
N Says:
"I M Sure That Would B You..." ? ?

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