a SMS Messages26245 messages

bollywood sms

'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
ami abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?

Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'

Intazar ki Gariyaan khatam

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

Common sense

Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D

class

classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??

Advice

Dream as if you will live forever.
Live as if you will die today.

islamic poetry

TERI azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam

Kahin arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MaLIK-E-DO JaHaN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!

Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERa Naam B To GHaFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan

Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai

TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai

Best message for Youth

Best Message for Youth:

"Jo eman tujy masjid tak nahi le ja sakta wo tuje jannat tak kaise le jayega?"

Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.

Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: agar Pass Hue To?

Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

Truth!

?"HURT me with TRUTH...BUT....Never satisfy Me with a LiE"............

wish(Dua)

When aLLaH gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

a SMS Messages26245 messages

Search SMS Messages