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Maths Teacher asks a Boy What are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO... ;->

2 Larki'n Ful Makeup Kr K Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha ...
1st: aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha? 2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe SHaBBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D

1 Shaks Ki Murghi

1 Shaks Ki Murghi Beemar Hui
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Tou Us Ne Murghi K Theek Hony Ki Khushi Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa Ker Dia ...
=P =D

A Married Man Have

a Married Man Have an affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt at Home, Wife asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving an affair and Coming From Date Wife Looked at Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

Facebook Facebook Facebook

My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook and Should Go Outside .
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Thank God For Laptops and Wifi.

A Man Came Home Late

a Man Came Home Late at Night after a Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed and He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday and Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better and Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P

Just A Note 2say That

Just a Note 2Say That
Our Friendship Has
No ENding & Its Grows
On & ON
Just a Note Friendship Help UsOpen Our Heart In Way That We Thought Were Never Possible Just a Note Thankyou 4 Being EveryThing 2 Me ThankYou 4 Being My Friend

Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat

"Good Night"
Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga, Pata Nhi Subha aankh Khule Ya Dupeher Ko. :-D

Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein

"Parveen Shakir"
Hoon To Khafa Us SE, Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...? Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna acha Lagta Hai... Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor, Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata... Per Jaan K anjaan Rehna acha Lagta Hai... Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi... Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona acha Lagta Hai... Tu MERa Tha, Tu MERa Hai, Tu MERa Rahay Ga... Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona acha Lagta Hai....!!

Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Yaad

Rook Naa Jana Khoof Say Beech Rah Mein Khuda Ki Baargah Mein Gir Kar Ro Lenaa Khud Ko Girnay Na Dena apni Nigah Mein ...Farishton Ko Kahan Hasil Toba Ki Lazat Khata Karnaa Hay Fitrat-E-Insaan Mein Khushiyan Muqadar Say Milti Hein Yahaan Gham Miltay Nahi Baysabab Is Jahan Mein Khudsaakhtaa Ohaam Say Rakhnaa Mun Ko Khali Khudaa Miltaa Nahi Behs-O-Taqraar Mein Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Yaad Rakhnaa Nayaab K Tanhai Rehnaa Hay Qaber K Makan Mein...........!!!

Aey Neend Aa Bhi Ja

Dhundla Rahey Hein Shehr K Jaltay Howey Charagh, aey Neend aa Bhi Jaa, K Boht Raat Ho Chukki..!!

Aao K Tanha Hoon

Kash K ab K Bars Wo Yeh Keh Day . aao K Tanha Hoon Teri Tarha, Tery Liye.

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