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Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PaTHaN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
love u and so sory
Pathan K Ghar Guest aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
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Rikshaw Le aya.:-)
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PaTHaN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
awaz Baad Mein Q aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari ankhein agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.

Pathan: acha To Phir Kal Time Se aa Jana... ;->
Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
Pessenger :

agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?



Phatan :
agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?

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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D