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What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?

Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message

Choice is Yours .. :)
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.

Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?

Sardar:Nahi to.

Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCaSE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
a boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D

aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.


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_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,

Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
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< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st aae hen sb.:-)
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..


Wah Wah,



Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror..:-D
Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FaRaZ. . .



Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STaR" De Diya..
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
dad-exam kaisa hua?
son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
4 karna bhul gaya.
5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;
Story Of Newton's Law:

a Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"aN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave a FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave a Sound 'Ma'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = Ma"

after Sometimes d Cow Gave
a Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY aCTION HaS aN
EQUaL & OPPOSITE REaCTION" =P
Exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FaRaZ,

Dua karo ‘FaCE’BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae…..