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William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
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a BoY tOOk a BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study alll the Other bUks fell On him...

mOral Zara sI Over actIng apkki Jaan bhI Le sakTi Hai...
tamam kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe...
a PUblic Service msg fRm
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Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRa do saleY ko...! ;->
Larkion k haath mei mehandi achi lgti hy...
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Larkon k haath me
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mehandi wly haath...:-)
a Girls Eye Is Faster den Google,
in Serchin a Handsome Boy In a Crowd..

But a Boys Heart Is Slower den Turtle in Forgetting a Girl Whom he Loved..
In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida aapa Ko apne Totkon Per. :-P
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
and may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Wish You a Very Happy Deepavali…!
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2011
With gleam of Diyas

and the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
I don’t love.

I don’t care.

I just married a millionair.

and if he dies I don’t cry,

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I just fuck another guy.
The height of candle may differ,but they yield
the same brightness.

Its not the matter of ur position,but its ur ability
that actually shines.