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1 pathan

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya

pathan & admi

admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?

admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon

Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?

aj to itwar ha..

pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

pathan to doctor

pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?

doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?

pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.

pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone aya:
aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

pathan khudkushi!

Pathan:
Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy

pathan & dr.

1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal aya Hai.;-)=P

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to

Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
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Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
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ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ke
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ya aLLaH kahin me PaTHaN to nahi ?

pathan & nurse

Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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“O”

Mera”KHUDa”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.

pathan & manager

Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….

HONDA HEE LAY SAAN

Poora din ussko jholay diye Yamaha pay "FaRaZ" Shaam hoye tu kehti hai MaI TE HONDa EE LaY SaaN

Gud taste

a dimple is a sign of pretty face!
a Smile is a sign of joy!
a hug is a sign of love!
and
a friend like me in Yr life,

well

thats a sign of ur damn Gud taste:)

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