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Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding anniversary.
HaPPY NEW YEaR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CaRE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HaPPY & SaFE all the life long.
HaPPY NEW YEaR….
a husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEaL ..!
american: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

american: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

american: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

!!!Merry Christmas!!!
Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,

Wah wah

Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,

double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GaS...:-p :D
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FaISaL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…



aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum


faraz


magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili

oohhhh.. :))
4 saal lgtay hen insan ko agrarian bn'ne me
phir
chahy sari umr lagy raho


wapis insan nhe bnta :)
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki Maa mang loon ?????/