1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se luv latter
dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena, ladke ne ans
diya:- tumhara blood group a+ hai or calcium ke kami hai...
ache d0st ki kh0bian..
1.kh0bsurat h0 magarmach ki trah
2.aqalmand h0 gadhe ki trah
3.phurtila h0 kachwe ki tarah
4.khulus wala h0
Kutay ki trah
5.hands0me h0 bandar ki trah..
a'' ha k0i shak nai tum mai t0 ye sari kh0bian hain pyare d0st;-)
aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gayaaur kaha "mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
4 guys
1 4rm HaRVaRD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXaS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HaRVaRD: thought
TEXaS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
Dis is a warning to all those people who don''t Smoke..
One day, you''ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die
&
you''ll be left alone..
So, Start smoking... ;->
