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PaTHaN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy


DOCTOR:
Khy?


Pathan:
Baat krte waqt aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.



Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?


Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,


ishaq ko roog maar
detay hain,


aadmi khud nahi marta,
aap jesay khubsourat
aur bewafa loog maar
deta hain...!!!!!!!!
Hun jaisay PaPPU
BaCHaY Khubsutar
Bachiyoon ki amaanat
hain.




apnay aap Ko expired
aUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.



Wizart-e-Poondi.
Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,




Kitab Per Lagani Hai,





Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,







" QaBaR Ka aaZaB".
FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf

Herion:
Condlisa Rise

Villan:
Osama bin laden

Scripted in:
USa
Pakistan

Character actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
amin Fahim

Friendly y apperance:
SaUDI king

Comedien:
sheikh Rashid

Suporting actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,


Zindgi main sabko
hansana,


Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,


Phir bhi koi gham day to



90
pay phone lagana




"THOK DENGE"


saaley k
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,


Wheat


gas


power


suger



water

Musharaf has been
give the title of


Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>
aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,

aik bazurg bole beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,

Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.
Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,

jab ap ho or mai ho,

or humary,

Choty choty

pyary pyara

sweet sweet

cute cute

nanny munny

shararti shararti

!Sms!Hon!
Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,


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"GHaLaT -SaLaT"
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,

Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
aap apni beti se krtay hain,


Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?



Student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>