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Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl aega
Chand ajega To Suraj
Nikl aega
abhi Waqt Hy apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
aega
"aISa KROGE TOU
KON aEGa" ;)


I''m Willing
To
admit That ... !!!


I

M a Y

N o T

a l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,



B u T ...



I

a m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->

To b a "Good
Professional" always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
association !! ;->


You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s a Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
a Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->



For all The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch aalim Online ;->

2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)


Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle ap 2 NaFaL Shukranay Ke ada Karein Ke apki Tarf Bajli aarahi Hai..


Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->



aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy


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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

"apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
apna Zameer Baich
Dalo

aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"

~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
asif ali Zardari ~

No



I
am
not
decent




I
am
not
good




I
am
Stupid




I
am
Mental





I
am
Idiot






aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->


Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;->