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pagal khaney main

Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->

ek sharabi 3r flor

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi abhi Neechy
aaya Hon ;->

pakistani ny chinese

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->

golden words tum

Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!

< asif ali Zardari >

a black guy was giv

a Black Guy Was
Given a Pair Of Wings
By God

He asked God "Does
This Mean That I''m
Now an angel ?"

God Laughs "No You
Silly Nigger You are
a Bat" ;->

i know a lot about

I Know a Lot about
Cars ...

I Can Look at a Car''''s
Headlights and Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->

once chhakka

Once "Chhakka"

Goes To a

"Raymonds Showroom"

Guess Y?

2 Become a COMPLETE MaN

lo0gon ki beghairtia

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
Pappu

.

.
Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->

achon se zyada tum

achon Se Zyada
Tum achay Ho,

Sachon Se Zyada
Tum Sachay Ho,

Mene Kaha
Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,

Wo Boli "PaPPU"

Sharm Karo
abhi Tum Bachay Ho... =P ;-> o_O

aik pathan dosry se

aik Pathan Dosry Se asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra

"Demag" Yar..... :->

wife tum toh chaht

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

balance sharing day

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->

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