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a smart lawyer said

a Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
and
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

1 pathan apna samaa

1 Pathan apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne aaya Hoon.. ;->

latter from a custo

Latter From a
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

quitters never win

Quitters Never Win
and
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit and Never Win
are
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"IDIOTS" ;->

t v na dekhne se

* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *

* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *

~ a Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->

kya btayen tujhy m

Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, ab k Saal

Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal

Ek ajnabi Ne achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha

Chal PaPUU Mobile Nikaal

boy tum shadi k baa

Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad apne Lye alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?

Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum apni amma Ko alag Ghar Lai Daina.

in school canteenth

In School Canteen,There Was a Basket Of apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

a Little Further There Was a Box Of Choclates,
a Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take as Many as U Want. God Is Watching The apples":-)!

ufone pesh krta h

"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 aaney Package
apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
apni "Telenor" Sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro
aur Sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye apne
"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601

Telefun Telefun ;->

wh8s d difference b

Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)

diff bw ignorance

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

height of selfc

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
Student:
"You are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m alive..."

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