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ab bush ke bad ob

ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBaMa"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRaQ Me "OBaMa"

"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJaMa".

why do we dress baby

Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
and
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->

teacher to student

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It a
Secret ... ;->

1 baat tou btao

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana

LIGHT HY ;->

moral of the movie g

Moral Of The Movie GHaJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->

kal shab jo dehka kh

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTa,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!

if a paratha a piz

If a PaRaTHa & a PIZZa Is Thrown From a 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

ans:PIZZa,Coz Itz a FaST FOOD!!

pappumere ac me 10

Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10 Crore Cash
aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me Kra Do?

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Jin-aaka! Hukm Karo,Haramipan Nahi.

boy my gf broke up

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

if gal vomits her p

If Gal Vomits, Her Parents asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar aya He?

MORaL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R alwys Kamina

d0sto0 ghajini da

D0sto0

Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad andaza Hua k aap ka Do0st Bhi amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.

Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun

Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun

airport pe patnid

aIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

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