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Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:

Choudry Haider abbas Rizvi

Faisal Butt Subzwari

Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui

Mian Farooq Sattar

Shaikh Waseem akhtar

Rana Babar Gouri

Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,


she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LaCOSTE " ;->
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:


Larky ne Larki se pucha: aapko KHaNa BaNaNa aata hai?

Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BaNaNa KHaNa aata hai. :-)
There are 2 words in a person''s life
that will open many doors for him..





















Push and Pull


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HaT-TRICK karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)


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Don''t pIck uP The Phone.
Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Khaansi Ka Elaaj

Balghum Nikaley Bagher Nahi Ho sakta

Balghum Se Nijaat k Liye

Subha Shaam

7 Baar

Khyber

Pukkhtoon Khwaaah

Pukkhtoon Khwaaaah

Bole''n

Balghum Nikla Jaye Ga . . . =P ;)
Height of shame :


a girl with her face covered on a bus stop

a man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??

Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.