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"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

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Chalta Phirta CNG STaTION BaN JaIN

Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi afsana Hai,


Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,


ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti aur...


Mujhe aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)

''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
a Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
and
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To as
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->


acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)


Pakistan aur afghanistan Me Kia Farq Hai ????


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Sochoo.


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Me Batata Hoo

afghanistan Ka Sadr KaRZaI hai aur Pakistan Ki poori Qaum KaRZaI hai

New Degrees Of
"DOG"






DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...






Congratulations To
Justice Justice
abdul Hameed "Doger"
For achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...



Whn a Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn a Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs


Whn a Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn a Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn a Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...


Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->


Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,


Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''aFZa bana diya... =P ;->


Guiness Book Of World Record

aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya

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" Janaza aaj 4 Bajay Hai "