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Doctor Seikh Sy :
aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->


Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
Jan|x...


Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "Faraz"..

HaaL To MEra b TErE JEsa hE hy "FaraZ" , ,

BuS Farq SirF Itna Hy . .

TuMhaiN apNo0 nE Lota..
HamaiN Ghairon nE Koota... =P ;->

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "Faraz"..

HaaL To MEra b TErE JEsa hE hy "FaraZ" , ,

BuS Farq SirF Itna Hy . .

TuMhaiN apNo0 nE Lota..
HamaiN Ghairon nE Koota... =P ;->


Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.



Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai a Rahe...

Happy Fog Day

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?

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apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye

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Poket Sayyyyy
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??



Guess??


Come On Yar?



Sakoon


Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)


The most rommantic country of the world..?



guess!




O yes! pakistan u know y?




har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)

Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)