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maths teacher was t

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
banaras chowk pe 1

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz


Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->
sum1 kills amirs gf

Sum1 Kills aMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:aMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHaJINI :-P
abrbrshortbrb

a

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

and in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
teacher what is


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
angel askd a man af


angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
bus ko joota mara 2


Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar

Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??































aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->
only one man in a


Only One Man

In a Thousand Is

a Leader Of Men ...

and

The Other 999

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Follow Woman ...
preliminary investi

Preliminary
Investigation :

The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist at
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...
the hmuan mnid deos


The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
before marriage eve

Before Marriage
Everyone Has a
Hundred Theories
about Raising Children
and No Children

But

after Marriage
They Only Have Children
and No Theories ... ;->
funniest fact

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"

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