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Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall asleep
Whn V Fall asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets all Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven


Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EaSY LOaD walay SMS bht pasand hain.


ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)


HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.


Haommmm !!!


Tu Sabr TO Kr mEray yaar.

sUpPLy hO ya LarkI ka pYar.

Tu ghar na bTaien mEraY yaaR.

WarNa CHamri hO jayE gI LaaL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jayE ga PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jaye Ga paasS.


::sMs G@MBlr::


UpDate Msg...!!!


Ek Kana Kisi Larki Ko kEsay Purpose Kray ga?


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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota Hai mainay suna hai.


Now GirL RepLied


Muhbt Naam Hai Man Ka
Shro ankhoOn Se HotI hai
Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti Hai
Ye to Muhbt Hai
haan ye Hi muhBt hai


::sMs G@Mblr::

awaM ki PurzOr FarmaiSh par...

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EiD Mubarak... =P ;->


Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

all Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!


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Na Eid Mubarak


Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To awam Nahe Choregi.

PaKISTaN ZINDaBaD.

Bata Has announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
and Of aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing at Presidents


Man To a Lady In a Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For a Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She appears From Somewhere"