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T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms achanak aap K Pass agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe achanak askati Thee,,,

agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout ajati To Kia Is Waqt aap aLLaH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NaHI TO SIRF NaMaZ KI PaBaNDI KI NEYaT HE KaRLaIN..


PaTHaN: O Yar!

Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!

Wahan Such Much admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy

SaRDaR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PaTHaN:



"OPERaTION THEaTRE"

When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->

How Did aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
after 15 Minuts ... ;->


What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->


Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k












I m So Sweet ;->


Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

















Pr Kya Karoon...

ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->

Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
aadmi:Sharam Nahi ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->

Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan


1. Zardari Imandari Krega
2. altaf Karachi aayga
3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga
4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi
5. adliya azad Hogi.

Baccha apni ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
FaRaZ

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aye Khuda Meray abbu Salamt Rahein.
aye Khuda Meray abbu Salamt Rahein. . :-D


1 Sardar ko TERa BHaI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KaISa LaG RaHa HaI
TERa BHaI".......:-)