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Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha

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Lo aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-aulaad Ho Gaye

;->

Janab asif Zardari apni Kitab

"Kuttapan"

Main Likhtay Hai K

"MaIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay

Dun0 Surton Main Teeka

Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "


One Day I Saw Zardari at My Home. . . .

I asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->


Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZaRDaRI ;->

Height Of Jhatka

a Boy aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw a Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.


Heights Of Professional Respect..

a Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.


Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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ha ha ha....
april FoOoOoL :-)
abhi nahin pata chala..!!


ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay aishiqi k,
"amRaaaaZ"

Suna hai Davat-e-ISLaMI main Ja raha hai NaWaZ..:-)


Khan : Yar abi Tumhara amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K a Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga


Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
a 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
and Dnt Change The Number.=P;->