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student yaar dho

Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"

Dost:"Kya Hua?"

Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,

Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!

main b mulk ka naam

Main B Mulk Ka Naam Roshan
Krna Chata Tha "Pappu"

Magar Load Shaiding Ki
Waja Se Kr Na Saka...=P;->

msg mehenga ho raha

Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,

HaM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,

MaGaR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,

JESE

Zardari

Sardar

Faraz

Or
Sab Se Barh Kar

PaTHaN... ;->

todays fact g

~Todays FaCT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

talibanhm buht jald

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi arhe Hen

MQM: aslaha Le Lo

awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQaY KHaRID LO BaD ME RaTE BaRH JaINGE.

wo konsa driver ha j

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

Khud Soch K Niche answer Dekhna!

Yar Khud Soch,

Socho
Yar
Socho

ans:SCREW DRIVER,

rehman malik mera na

Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->

oye

"OYE"

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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.

rehman malik ne apna

RehMan MaLik Ne apnay Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.

B-c0z Ghar mE jawaN BachIaan hain Or :":

WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.

brteri aawaz sunne

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

faraz now avalible i

FaRaz NoW avaliBle iN eNGlIsh FlavOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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and asked For My LG KG 195

yeh soch kar paresha

Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STaR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->

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