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Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !

Translate It Into English . . . !

My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

a normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

larki wale aap ka

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?

ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,

Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZaNa... =P ;->

pakistan me burai ko

Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?

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1- INDIa
2- aMERICa
3- ISRaEL
4- aFGaNISTaN
5- BaRTaNIa

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ans:
"GEO".. ;->

dil ke zakhmoon ko g

Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->

zalim taliban ki dri

ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGta SaBoT...

MiNgOra Swat Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE

5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py

"NaSwar"
ChEeN Li...=P;->

phansi se pehle jail

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

sports news

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MaY 12 Between MQM & aNP, on the Roads of KaRaCHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
aNP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RaNGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

pathan ki bv bhaag

Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''ab kya lene aayi ho''''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->

aaj ka thought

aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

dentist ki beti

Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K aya

a beautiful dress is

a beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRaaN HaSHMI

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