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beggar sir pls giv

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

where did love born

Where did love born ?

Guess . .

Simple

In CHINa!

Becoz it has no warranty.

whats the main reas

What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !

u may have 3 reasons

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''

dil mai app ankh

Dil mai app,

ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi

"JaRaSEEM"
se pak... =P ;->

1 bat soch rahe hain

1 bat soCh rahE haiN Pathan,Zardari,Pappu,Faraaz baith kar.

Ye saLay Santa Or Banta kidhar chaLE gae HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kar... ;->

Upss sochnay ki baat hy =P

attitude

-//aTtItUdE//-

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b a d l u c k

> > B a d L u C k < <

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K i L L

T h e

B i g g e s t

F o o L

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T h e

W o r l d

''B u t''

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K n o w

Y o u r

a d d r e s s .=P;->

mujhe jee bhar k ron

Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do

Faraz

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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->

wo kon se 2 log hai

Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.

DoNo ka kam aWam kO pErshan karNa hai ...=P;->

teacher who is the

Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena

apni pasand ka numb

apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100

aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->

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