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Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hamY"
"hamY"
"hamY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->

Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?

Boy : aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.

Papa : Toh Kya Hua?

Boy : aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->

Hight Of Hasrut

Written at The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

















"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed a Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DaD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???




Student: Miss aapka Mooun.......!! ;)


aadmi apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar abbu Wo To 1 aadmi Hai...=P;->

Pakistanion ki pehchan kiya hia?


Stop!
Don''t Press down..!!






I Said Stop..!!


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Kambakhtoon ko jis baat se mana karo Vohi kartay hain..!!


ye Shadi nahin aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)

Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...


Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu


aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga





"WaZNI"...=P;->


DaRD NaK KaHaNI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DaRD'' ''NaK'' kahani ;->