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aapko LaPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye aB Cancel


How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"


How can we prevent Noise Pollution?







Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

Mobile Oscar awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" award Goes To

(''HumayuN'')

ab Jealous Ho Kar apna Naam na Likhna. :-)


Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas aajaogay. :-)

aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai ae buddi":-)

GOLDEN WORDS


"abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."

By:
William Badchoda =P =D

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;


teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai



t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D



a l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!

Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
after That,
People will be nice to you... =P ;)

The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)



Depressed Boy asked an Old Man:

Can There Be anything Worse Than Losing a Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding another One. :-)


Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)