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Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split aC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...


Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)


ab amitabh Ki Film "Paa" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"Paa DO

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. after all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)


Best error message of the century.....!!!!

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No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->




My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.


k aap ka naam





N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HaPPY ;->


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa amal karega

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

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aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)


*@Happy 1st JaNUaRY@*







aaj k din Quaid-e-azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...





Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!